 | Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. |
| The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. |
| The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar |
| When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? |
| You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,
Alcohol, and Women. |
| You have a "happy hour" at home |
| When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? |
| You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land |
| Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you
got home or where you parked your car |
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| Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol. |
| Your favorite drink is ethanol. |
| Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have
a prinking droblem! |
| I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another,
tarbender. |
| You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your)
collapse. |
| You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never
been in before |
| Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a
while |
| You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast |
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